{"id":268,"date":"2025-01-07T15:21:24","date_gmt":"2025-01-07T15:21:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/?p=268"},"modified":"2025-07-08T20:54:56","modified_gmt":"2025-07-08T20:54:56","slug":"pekelna-jizda-vendeta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/?p=268","title":{"rendered":"Pekeln\u00e1 j\u00edzda: Vendeta"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>K \u010cEMU BEZPE\u010cNOSTN\u00cd P\u00c1SY<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pneumatiky se zakousnou do asfaltu a v zu\u0159iv\u00fdch ot\u00e1\u010dk\u00e1ch jej trhaj\u00ed ze zem\u011b a vztekle h\u00e1zej\u00ed za sebe. Motor kv\u00edl\u00ed a \u00fap\u00ed jak se v n\u011bm nahromad\u011bn\u00e1 energie sna\u017e\u00ed uniknout. Plechy o sebe sk\u0159\u00edpaj\u00ed, barva se odlupuje a odhaluje rez jak kdy\u017e se roztrhne zan\u00edcen\u00e1 r\u00e1na. Sv\u00edr\u00e1te volant ve sv\u00fdch ko\u017een\u00fdch rukavic\u00edch, kter\u00e9 v ohybech skr\u00fdvaj\u00ed krystalky soli. Zuby drt\u00edte cigaretu a modl\u00edte se, aby ten kamion vpravo nenapadlo p\u0159edj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bt. Minete kalu\u017e s olejem, spadl\u00fd balvan, kter\u00fd rozzrazil vozovku a v tom v d\u00e1li spat\u0159\u00edte kolonu aut. Brno je tak bl\u00edzk\u00e9 a p\u0159itom tak vzd\u00e1len\u00e9.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>V\u016eN\u011a BENZ\u00cdNU<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ud\u011blat deskovou hru o cest\u011b z Prahy do Brna po D1 je setsakramentsky odv\u00e1\u017en\u00fd po\u010din. By\u0165 hle\u010fme na odv\u00e1\u017elivce z Restoration Games a jejich vpravd\u011b skvostn\u00fd titul Pekeln\u00e1 j\u00edzda: Vendeta (v origin\u00e1le Thunder Road: Vendetta). Dlu\u017eno p\u0159iznat, \u017ee si pomohli p\u016fvodn\u00ed hrou z roku 1986 od Jima Keifera a tu jen trochu omladili, aktualizovali mechanismy na standardy jedna dvac\u00e1t\u00e9ho stolet\u00ed a p\u0159idali spousty roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159en\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-very-light-gray-to-cyan-bluish-gray-gradient-background has-background wp-block-paragraph\">\/\/Tyhle texty p\u00ed\u0161u \u010dist\u011b pro radost. Nechce\u0161 mi k tomu koupit kafe, a\u0165 mi to jde l\u00e9pe od ruky?<a href=\"https:\/\/revolut.me\/petrcaslava\">https:\/\/revolut.me\/petrcaslava<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>KOSTKY<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cel\u00e9 hratelnosti v\u00e9vod\u00ed kostky. H\u00e1z\u00edte si s nimi hned na za\u010d\u00e1tku kola, pak je p\u0159id\u011blujete sv\u00fdm aut\u016fm na pohyb. Jakmile po cest\u011b potk\u00e1te soupe\u0159e, hod\u00edte si jinou kostkou na \u00fatok. Pokud dojde ke kolizi, hod\u00edte si kostkou, abyste zjistili, kde v\u00e1\u0161 vehykl skon\u010dil. Div\u00edm se, \u017ee si neh\u00e1z\u00edte, kdy\u017e jdete na z\u00e1chod. Hra je naprosto ne\u00faprosn\u00e1 a v r\u00e1mci tradice t\u011bch nejlep\u0161\u00edch ameritrash her obsahuje i eliminaci hr\u00e1\u010de. Pokud v\u00e1m kostky nepadaj\u00ed, respektive soupe\u0159\u016fm ano. Skon\u010d\u00edte v p\u0159ilehl\u00e9 rokli kolama vzh\u016fru a do konce hry u\u017e m\u016f\u017eete leda obdivovat sv\u00e9 sve\u0159ep\u00e9 soupe\u0159e, nebo si j\u00edt do kuchyn\u011b ud\u011blat toust.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"791\" data-id=\"265\" src=\"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/02-pekelna-jizda-zaklad-box-front-bottom-1024x791.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/02-pekelna-jizda-zaklad-box-front-bottom-1024x791.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/02-pekelna-jizda-zaklad-box-front-bottom-300x232.png 300w, https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/02-pekelna-jizda-zaklad-box-front-bottom-768x593.png 768w, https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/02-pekelna-jizda-zaklad-box-front-bottom-850x657.png 850w, https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/02-pekelna-jizda-zaklad-box-front-bottom.png 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"853\" data-id=\"266\" src=\"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/03-pekelna-jizda-zaklad-3D-box-left-front-1024x853.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/03-pekelna-jizda-zaklad-3D-box-left-front-1024x853.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/03-pekelna-jizda-zaklad-3D-box-left-front-300x250.png 300w, https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/03-pekelna-jizda-zaklad-3D-box-left-front-768x640.png 768w, https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/03-pekelna-jizda-zaklad-3D-box-left-front-850x708.png 850w, https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/03-pekelna-jizda-zaklad-3D-box-left-front.png 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PER TO DO M\u011a<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Z\u00e1kladn\u00ed krabici koup\u00edte v p\u0159edobjedn\u00e1vk\u00e1ch za cca 1500,- Co\u017e nen\u00ed \u0161patn\u00e9, uv\u00e1\u017e\u00edme-li, \u017ee se jedn\u00e1 o snobskou kickstarter edici, kde m\u00e1te i modely u\u0161mudlan\u00e9 washem, aby vypadaly\u2026 u\u0161mudlan\u011b. V nab\u00eddce je \u0159ada roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159en\u00ed, nebo i dokonce velk\u00fd box Maxim\u00e1ln\u00ed chr\u00f3m, kde za t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 \u010dty\u0159i tis\u00edce dostanete v\u0161e &#8211;&nbsp; v\u010detn\u011b masti\u010dky na herpes. A u Pekeln\u00e9 j\u00edzdy se ur\u010dit\u011b nevyplat\u00ed dr\u017eet p\u0159i patn\u00edku. Roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159en\u00ed chcete, proto\u017ee nejen \u017ee citeln\u011b zvy\u0161uj\u00ed znovuhratelnost, ale d\u011blaj\u00ed u\u017e i ten prvn\u00ed inicia\u010dn\u00ed z\u00e1\u017eitek mnohem r\u016fznorod\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a ve v\u00fdsledku zaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. A nebojte se, pravidlov\u011b to nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd teror, pokud zvl\u00e1d\u00e1te pexeso a vejde se v\u00e1m prst do nosu &#8211; tohle d\u00e1te taky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PED\u00c1LY K PODLAZE<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Velk\u00e1 v\u00fdhoda Pekeln\u00e9 j\u00edzdy je i to, \u017ee ve v\u00fdsledku netrv\u00e1 tak dlouho, net\u00e1hne se jako artov\u00fd film, do hodiny m\u00e1te se\u0161rotov\u00e1no a to je tak akor\u00e1t. Taky se docela rychle p\u0159ipravuje i skl\u00edz\u00ed a vrtuln\u00edk\u016fm se to\u010d\u00ed vrtule. Prost\u011b sam\u00e9 v\u00fdhody, nebo ne? Inu m\u016f\u017eete tomu vyt\u00fdkat tu zmi\u0148ovanou n\u00e1hodu, ale to je jako \u0159\u00edkat z\u00e1pasn\u00edku sumo, \u017ee je tlust\u00fd. Pokud bych p\u0159ece jen m\u011bl b\u00fdt hnidopich (a vy v\u00edte, \u017ee nejsem), zm\u00ednil bych, \u017ee ob\u010das o v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed rozhodne jak se hr\u00e1\u010di domluv\u00ed, kdo se proti komu spikne. Ve v\u011bt\u0161\u00edm po\u010dtu hr\u00e1\u010d\u016f se v\u00e1m m\u016f\u017ee auto odr\u00e1\u017eet od ostatn\u00edch jak pinpongov\u00fd m\u00ed\u010dek t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 nekone\u010dn\u011b dlouho a ve dvou je zase silnice podez\u0159ele pr\u00e1zdn\u00e1. Ale to jsou jen drobn\u00e9 v\u00fdmoly. Pekeln\u00e1 j\u00edzda je pekeln\u00e1 j\u00edzda, tak si ji u\u017eijte na maximum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>K \u010cEMU BEZPE\u010cNOSTN\u00cd P\u00c1SY Pneumatiky se zakousnou do asfaltu a v zu\u0159iv\u00fdch ot\u00e1\u010dk\u00e1ch jej trhaj\u00ed ze zem\u011b a vztekle h\u00e1zej\u00ed za sebe. Motor kv\u00edl\u00ed a \u00fap\u00ed jak se v n\u011bm nahromad\u011bn\u00e1 energie sna\u017e\u00ed uniknout. Plechy o sebe sk\u0159\u00edpaj\u00ed, barva se odlupuje a odhaluje rez jak kdy\u017e se roztrhne zan\u00edcen\u00e1 r\u00e1na. Sv\u00edr\u00e1te volant ve sv\u00fdch ko\u017een\u00fdch&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":267,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-deskovky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":269,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions\/269"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}