{"id":296,"date":"2025-04-09T12:18:22","date_gmt":"2025-04-09T12:18:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/?p=296"},"modified":"2025-07-08T20:54:56","modified_gmt":"2025-07-08T20:54:56","slug":"296","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/?p=296","title":{"rendered":"I AM DONE (U M\u011a DOBR\u00dd)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>MAL\u00c9 OKAM\u017dIKY \u0160\u00cdLENSTV\u00cd<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Obvykle to za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 touhou vykoupat se v ka\u0161n\u011b, ale pak to n\u00e1hle postupuje nutk\u00e1n\u00edm obl\u00edznout si vlastn\u00ed obo\u010d\u00ed, ud\u011blat si na penisu uzel \u010di sledovat volebn\u00ed spoty Okamurovi SPD a poj\u00eddat u toho chipsy m\u00e1\u010den\u00e9 ve v\u00fdluhu z makovic. \u017divot prost\u011b p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161\u00ed takov\u00e9 okam\u017eiky, zn\u00e1me to v\u0161ichni. Do deskovkov\u00e9ho kon\u00ed\u010dku se to obvykle prom\u00edt\u00e1 jen m\u00edrn\u00fdm pnut\u00edm obalit si karty ve h\u0159e, kter\u00e1 stoj\u00ed 200,- ale ob\u010das to probubl\u00e1 na povrch a pak nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 nic jin\u00e9ho, ne\u017e vyt\u00e1hnout z police I AM DONE.<br><br><strong>T\u00c1HNI NEBO HRAJ<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hra m\u00e1 tak jednoduch\u00e1 pravidla, \u017ee byste si ji mohli zahr\u00e1t i s chovanci \u00fastavu pro choromysln\u00e9. Zam\u00edch\u00e1te bal\u00ed\u010dek karet a d\u00e1te jej doprost\u0159ed stolu. Pak se hr\u00e1\u010di st\u0159\u00eddaj\u00ed v taz\u00edch a mohou si v\u017edy bu\u010f dobrat kartu z bal\u00ed\u010dku, nebo zahr\u00e1t kartu z ruky. A to je v\u0161echno, je to primitivn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e humor Zde\u0148ka Izera. Na kart\u00e1ch jsou roztodivn\u00e9 efekty, ale hlavn\u011b se sna\u017e\u00edte vylo\u017eit karty p\u0159ed sebe, abyste slo\u017eili n\u00e1pis I AM DONE, co\u017e v\u00e1m zajist\u00ed v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed &#8211; tedy ve v\u011bt\u0161in\u011b p\u0159\u00edpad\u016f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>21:34<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Proto\u017ee m\u016f\u017ee nastat situace, \u017ee jste ve skute\u010dnosti ovl\u00e1d\u00e1ni mimozemskou entitou a vyhraje hr\u00e1\u010d, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 takovou kartu v ruce, tedy za p\u0159edpokladu, \u017ee jin\u00fd hr\u00e1\u010d nem\u00e1 kartu vesm\u00edrn\u00e9ho deratiz\u00e1tora. Ale ani to nemus\u00ed hr\u00e1t roli, proto\u017ee hodiny mohou ukazovat p\u0159esn\u011b 21:34 a sv\u011bte div se, to m\u00e1 na hru t\u00e9\u017e nemal\u00fd vliv. Karty maj\u00ed tak zb\u011bsil\u00e9 efekty, \u017ee m\u016f\u017eete hr\u00e1t doslova 1 vte\u0159inu stejn\u011b jako 1 hodinu, kdy se karty neust\u00e1le m\u00edchaj\u00ed zp\u011bt a prol\u00edn\u00e1 se to jak amaretto s pi\u0161kotem v tiramisu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-very-light-gray-to-cyan-bluish-gray-gradient-background has-background wp-block-paragraph\">\/\/Tyhle texty p\u00ed\u0161u \u010dist\u011b pro radost. Nechce\u0161 mi k tomu koupit kafe, a\u0165 mi to jde l\u00e9pe od ruky? <a href=\"https:\/\/revolut.me\/petrcaslava\">https:\/\/revolut.me\/petrcaslava<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>JABLKO<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pokud p\u0159ipust\u00edme, \u017ee Isaac Newton p\u0159i\u0161el na gravitaci pot\u00e9, co mu na hlavu spadlo jablko. Tak Marco Teubner p\u0159i\u0161el na I AM DONE pot\u00e9, co n\u00e1hodn\u011b spadl do kontejneru na t\u0159\u00edd\u011bn\u00fd odpad a p\u0159itom stejn\u011b skon\u010dil na spalovn\u011b. P\u0159esn\u011b takov\u00e1 hra to je. A v\u00edte co? Je to fakt z\u00e1bava. Pochopiteln\u011b nelze opomenout, \u017ee n\u011bkter\u00e9 f\u00f3rky funguj\u00ed v podstat\u011b jen na poprv\u00e9. A jakmile dostanete do rukou kartu ko\u0165\u00e1tka, jeho\u017e jedin\u00e1 funkce je to, \u017ee je roztomil\u00e9\u2026 zasm\u011bjete se, ale brzy to vyprch\u00e1. P\u0159esto mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee I AM DONE je p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b n\u00e1vykov\u00e1 z\u00e1le\u017eitost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>BLBEJ F\u00d3R<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hrozn\u011b r\u00e1d bych \u0159ekl, \u017ee je ve h\u0159e ur\u010dit\u00e1 strategie a taktick\u00e9 rozhodov\u00e1n\u00ed, ale to bych asi sp\u00ed\u0161 na\u0161el prd\u00edc\u00ed vtipy v Schindlerov\u011b seznamu (<em>Mo\u0161e\u2026 ty jsi sn\u011bdl v\u0161echny ty fazole? Ano Samueli, pro\u010d? No, \u017ee ty plyny se nedaj\u00ed vydr\u017eet<\/em>). Navzdory a\u017e zoufal\u00e9 nemo\u017enosti u\u0159\u00eddit pr\u016fb\u011bh hry, jsou n\u011bkter\u00e9 kombinace karet zdrojem tak velk\u00fdch d\u011bjov\u00fdch zvrat\u016f, \u017ee v\u00e1s to p\u0159inut\u00ed zam\u00edchat karty hned jak jedna partie skon\u010d\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>HIPSTA KO\u0164\u00c1TKA<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pokud bych to m\u011bl zjednodu\u0161it, tak I AM DONE je takov\u00e1 chyt\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed alternativa k V\u00fdbu\u0161n\u00fdm ko\u0165\u00e1tk\u016fm nebo Secret Hitlerovy. Ob\u010das docela vtipn\u011b poru\u0161uje deskohern\u00ed dogmata a kdy\u017e p\u0159ihod\u00edte alkohol, tak to m\u016f\u017eete to\u010dit klidn\u011b cel\u00fd ve\u010der. Jo a mimochodem\u2026 v \u010de\u0161tin\u011b se to bude jmenovat U M\u011a DOBR\u00dd a vyjde to pod hlavi\u010dkou MINDOKu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MAL\u00c9 OKAM\u017dIKY \u0160\u00cdLENSTV\u00cd Obvykle to za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 touhou vykoupat se v ka\u0161n\u011b, ale pak to n\u00e1hle postupuje nutk\u00e1n\u00edm obl\u00edznout si vlastn\u00ed obo\u010d\u00ed, ud\u011blat si na penisu uzel \u010di sledovat volebn\u00ed spoty Okamurovi SPD a poj\u00eddat u toho chipsy m\u00e1\u010den\u00e9 ve v\u00fdluhu z makovic. \u017divot prost\u011b p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161\u00ed takov\u00e9 okam\u017eiky, zn\u00e1me to v\u0161ichni. Do deskovkov\u00e9ho kon\u00ed\u010dku se to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":295,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-deskovky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":299,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions\/299"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}