Ji\u017e dev\u00e1t\u00e1 kniha \u010deln\u00edho p\u0159edstavitele bizarro \u017e\u00e1nru Cartona Mellicka III na \u010desk\u00e9m trhu. St\u00e1le je z \u010deho vyb\u00edrat, proto\u017ee tento licousy ov\u011bn\u010den\u00fd mistr ujet\u00e9ho slova sesmolil v zama\u0161t\u011bn\u00fdch hotelov\u00fdch pokoj\u00edch p\u0159es sedmdes\u00e1t titul\u016f a st\u00e1le aktivn\u011b p\u00ed\u0161e. Jeden p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh za druh\u00fdm, jeden znepokojiv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e druh\u00fd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy Cartona Mellicka III jsou fascinuj\u00edc\u00ed zejm\u00e9na proto, \u017ee jsou \u010dasto pod\u00e1v\u00e1ny s ledovou chladnost\u00ed a s ur\u010ditou d\u00e1vkou odta\u017eitosti. P\u0159itom se v nich d\u011bj\u00ed ty nejbizarn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed v\u011bci, na kter\u00e9 se ani neodva\u017eujete pomyslet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sladk\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 pom\u011brn\u011b poklidn\u011b. Dev\u00edtilet\u00e1 Sally miluje duhy a za jednou se rozhodne vypravit, proto\u017ee v\u011b\u0159\u00ed, \u017ee tam, kde se duha dot\u00fdk\u00e1 zem\u011b, \u017eije poh\u00e1dkov\u00e1 bytost, kter\u00e1 j\u00ed spln\u00ed v\u0161echna p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed. Cesta ji zavede do ml\u017en\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1sti m\u011bsta, kter\u00e9 se v\u0161ichni boj\u00ed. Spole\u010dnost j\u00ed d\u011bl\u00e1 jej\u00ed \u017eelva a obtloustl\u00fd spolu\u017e\u00e1k Timmy Taco, kter\u00fd je do Sally bezhlav\u011b zamilovan\u00fd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Zn\u00ed v\u00e1m to jako za\u010d\u00e1tek kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 poh\u00e1dky? Inu, mohlo by, ale Mellick III nen\u00ed Karel Jarom\u00edr Erben. Kdyby Mellick III psal Dlouh\u00e9ho, \u0160irok\u00e9ho a Bystrozrak\u00e9ho. Tak jeden by m\u011bl t\u011blo slo\u017een\u00e9 z p\u0159\u00ed\u010dn\u00fdch fl\u00e9ten, na kter\u00e9 by v\u00edtr neust\u00e1le hr\u00e1l nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 melodie. Druh\u00fd by byl ob\u00e9zn\u00ed milovn\u00edk hamburger\u016f z lidsk\u00e9ho masa a ten posledn\u00ed by m\u011bl ultrav\u00fdkonn\u00e9 laserov\u00e9 o\u010di, kter\u00e9 se sp\u00ednaj\u00ed na vrcholu orgasmu \u2013 tak\u017ee kdy\u017e bojuje s mimozem\u0161\u0165any (co jin\u00e9ho by m\u011bl \u010dlov\u011bk s laserov\u00fdmi o\u010dima d\u011blat), mus\u00ed u toho neust\u00e1le masturbovat. No a necht\u011bjte v\u011bd\u011bt, o \u010dem by byla poh\u00e1dka Pt\u00e1k Ohniv\u00e1k a li\u0161ka Ry\u0161ka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b\u2026 Sladk\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 poh\u00e1dkov\u011b, ale i tak pod povrchem problik\u00e1vaj\u00ed zneklid\u0148uj\u00edc\u00ed t\u00f3ny, kter\u00e9 se z\u00e1hy slo\u017e\u00ed v ohlu\u0161uj\u00edc\u00ed kakofonii. \u010c\u00edm m\u00e9n\u011b budete o p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu v\u011bd\u011bt dop\u0159edu, t\u00edm l\u00e9pe. Kniha m\u00e1 pouh\u00fdch 132 stran, a tak ji slupnete za jedno odpoledne. Tak si to neka\u017ete \u010dten\u00edm \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fdch koment\u00e1\u0159\u016f a nedej bo\u017ee recenz\u00ed (tahle je p\u0159\u00edpustn\u00e1).
Oproti p\u0159edchoz\u00edm Mellickov\u00fdm knih\u00e1m se ve Sladk\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu nedo\u010dk\u00e1me tolik p\u0159ekvapiv\u00fdch zvrat\u016f a ost\u0159\u00edlen\u00ed bizarro \u010dten\u00e1\u0159i dok\u00e1\u017eou v\u00fdvoj p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu odhadnout. Ale i tak dok\u00e1\u017ee Mellick p\u0159ekvapit, kam je ochoten a\u017e zaj\u00edt, a hlavn\u011b! Jak um\u00ed v\u0161e dov\u00e9st a\u017e do konce a nenechat p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh vy\u0161um\u011bt do ztracena. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pro m\u011b je hlavn\u011b Sladk\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh n\u00e1vratem Mellicka III takov\u00e9ho, jak\u00e9ho ho m\u00e1m r\u00e1d. Po trochu slab\u0161\u00edch Chl\u00edpn\u00fdch chapadlech a Orgi\u00edch v chomoutu je to ten p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh, kter\u00fd prost\u011b funguje od za\u010d\u00e1tku do konce, a pokud chcete n\u011bkomu Mellicka III doporu\u010dit, m\u016f\u017ee to b\u00fdt prvn\u00ed smo\u010den\u00ed v t\u011bln\u00edch tekutin\u00e1ch, je\u017e z jeho kn\u00ed\u017eek odkap\u00e1vaj\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pro zku\u0161en\u00e9 je to dal\u0161\u00ed infuze od obl\u00edben\u00e9ho autora a nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 ne\u017e doufat, \u017ee n\u00e1m nakladatelstv\u00ed Carsosa brzo naserv\u00edruje dal\u0161\u00ed \u0159\u00e1dn\u00fd fl\u00e1k. Mimochodem, v\u016fbec poprv\u00e9 nep\u0159ekl\u00e1d\u00e1 Mellicka III fam\u00f3zn\u00ed Milan \u017d\u00e1\u010dek, ale Eli\u0161ka Boudov\u00e1. A mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee velmi zdatn\u011b. Na atmosf\u00e9\u0159e to nijak neztr\u00e1c\u00ed; autor\u016fv styl je zachov\u00e1n. Prost\u011b profesion\u00e1ln\u00ed pr\u00e1ce.
Tak\u017ee tady m\u00e1me jedno velk\u00e9 doporu\u010den\u00ed a j\u00e1 svi\u0161t\u00edm o stanici d\u00e1le. \u010cek\u00e1 m\u011b Atlas Pekla od Nathana Ballingruda, na kter\u00fd se t\u011b\u0161\u00edm nem\u00e1lo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ji\u017e dev\u00e1t\u00e1 kniha \u010deln\u00edho p\u0159edstavitele bizarro \u017e\u00e1nru Cartona Mellicka III na \u010desk\u00e9m trhu. St\u00e1le je z \u010deho vyb\u00edrat, proto\u017ee tento licousy ov\u011bn\u010den\u00fd mistr ujet\u00e9ho slova sesmolil v zama\u0161t\u011bn\u00fdch hotelov\u00fdch pokoj\u00edch p\u0159es sedmdes\u00e1t titul\u016f a st\u00e1le aktivn\u011b p\u00ed\u0161e. Jeden p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh za druh\u00fdm, jeden znepokojiv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e druh\u00fd. P\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy Cartona Mellicka III jsou fascinuj\u00edc\u00ed zejm\u00e9na proto, \u017ee jsou…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":397,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-knihy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":398,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions\/398"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caslava.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}